Articles
Articles written by members of the Chupacabra Policia.
WTF is the Chupacabra Policia?
- by Field Marshal Fang
Field Marshal Fang gives an insider's view of a secretive organization.
Interrogation 101
- by Cmdr. Calamity
Commander Calamity's instructions on how to interrogate prisoners C.P. style!
Ransom Note to C.O.L.D. Camp
- by Pvt. Bootcutter
Look what we found...
Straight Outta Low-Field
- by G-host (non-CP submission)
A Flipside citizen raps about CP Austin-style.
The Threat of El Chupacabra
- by Cockblocker General AI
Our General warns of the dangers of the ferocious chupacabra. Keep those goats locked up at night!
Discovering the Chupacabra Policia in Seattle
- by Cmdr. Calamity
Commander Calamity remembers her first encounters with the CP in Seattle and Black Rock City.
Why I'm Joining the Chupacabra Policia
- by Pvt. Bootcutter
Private Bootcutter tells why he decided to join the ranks of the Chupacabra Policia. Step on up and be challenged!